Happy birthday to the woman who is too cool for most of Manhattan. | Birthday Ecard
Women Should Know by 40: When people call you ma'am, they're trying to be polite even though they come off as total A-holes. Happy Birthday, Ma'am. | Birthday Ecard
Happy Birthday. You're now officially too old to hit on women that young. | Birthday Ecard
The hottest women are 45! Happy Birthday to me. | Birthday Ecard
To a woman that we all know, and all of us adore, congratulations on 50 years! Here's to 50 more! Happy Birthday Patty! | Birthday Ecard
A true friend always remembers a woman's birthday, but never her age. Happy 37th! | Birthday Ecard
Happy Birthday to a fantastically NASTY WOMAN! | Birthday Ecard
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FABULOUS NASTY WOMAN!!!! | Birthday Ecard
Happy Birthday to a woman who is still as beautiful as the day she got Botox for the first time | Birthday Ecard
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Happy Birthday to a woman who has aged to perfection: retaining the youth of your spirit with each new year. | Birthday Ecard
Like a fine wine we get better with age... or rather, we feel better about our age with lots of wine! Happy Birthday! | Birthday Ecard
Happy Birthday to someone who is Gorgeous, Smart, Funny & reminds me a lot of myself... ...from one Fabulous Sister to another! | Birthday Ecard
Happy birthday to the woman most likely to steal my wife away. | Birthday Ecard
Happy birthday to an awesome lady who I miss very much and who totally deserved the actual card that I forgot to send her for her birthday. | Birthday Ecard
Happy birthday to a woman whose interventions always end up being the best cocktail parties ever! | Birthday Ecard
I didn't forget your birthday, I'm just fashionably late... HaPpY bIrThDaY!! | Birthday Ecard
Congratulations for being one year closer from the crazy old cat lady status. Happy birthday! | Birthday Ecard
Happy Birthday to a truly beautiful lady!! And none of this "on the inside" crap. On the outside where it counts. | Birthday Ecard
Happy Birthday from one of the most amazing and wonderful women you know! | Birthday Ecard
Happy Birthday to a wonderful wife from your husband!!! | Birthday Ecard
It's your birthday, girl! Don't be afraid to get a little fancy about it! | Birthday Ecard
Happy birthday to a woman so desirable that I would actually think of her whilst having sex with her! | Birthday Ecard
Happy Birthday to a girl whose wit and style will forever prevent coworkers from referring to her as the office dinosaur. | Birthday Ecard
